The phone bill

Wow, the above is my handphone bill for month of Dec'06 only $17, lol. But not every month I get such a nice bill, maybe 10/12 months (most of my phone bills are below $30) ? Actually my basic subscription is $21. Because I have not upgraded my handset after 2 years, SingTel gives me a $4 rebate every month till I upgrade my handset. Maybe you all can read the below to get cheaper phone bills. lol

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a
family meeting.

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work
telephone

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.